[We're going to go look at- ...Actually, you know what else you can find in sporting goods stores? Mace. Not like. Typical mace, either, more like mace for fucking bears. Bear mace. Animal repellent. Whatever you want to call it, it's here.]
Don't bother with anything non-flammable. We want this made with butane, if possible.
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Don't bother with anything non-flammable. We want this made with butane, if possible.
[...He's 100% serious.]