drydrown: congratulations! (BOW ♡ it's fucking nothing!)
Alexander von Cumore ([personal profile] drydrown) wrote 2018-02-06 03:22 am (UTC)

[LET'S GET OUR FUCKING BEAR MACE.]

That should be acceptable, I think.

[...Now that you totally have enough shit to tase a man, set him on fire and then beat him to death.]

Again, hopefully we won't need any of it, but it's better to be prepared in the event that we do.

Outside of all this, I will insist that you bring three more things with you - something to write with, something to cut with, and something that can make fire. I don't care what you bring as long as they fulfill those purposes.

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