Oh, well... that's alright I guess. But, wow... and I thought Tatsuo's love life was uneventful. He hasn't been in a relationship for YEARS and he hasn't gone on a date in FOREVER!

[Oh look, Derek feels comfortable enough with Cumore to mock his non-existent love life.]

Let's see, I've had... three girlfriends but only one was really serious. I mean, you wouldn't consider girlfriends in high school a serious type of relationship now would you?