Yes, at least YOU have some common sense. Like, you need to find someone who... hmmm... lets see... ah! Someone who can appreciate you great personality. Not take you for granted. I mean, you're great at listening, you don't judge, you're logical, and you can mix drinks. Oh, and you play the violin! You're musical too!

[A beat.]

And you have a six pack. Physically you got things working for you if you were trying to find a date. I mean, I suppose I could do what Jirou did and put an add on the app and tell people your available, but you'd probably kill me, friend on not.