[Let's.]

Go pick something out that you're comfortable with both using as some sort of blunt weapon and carrying around for extended periods of time. I don't particularly care what it is, just as long as it holds up if you need to accomplish something with it. Meet me in the general outdoors section once you've got it, will you?

[...he has literally just turned you loose in a store full of fucking sporting goods and told you to find something you can kill a man with. have fun!]