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alexander cumore

ADA Alexander Cumore. If you've something to say, I'll certainly hear it - do leave a message for me, won't you? ♡

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Please spare me.

[scythegun]

Absolutely not! How am I supposed to resist gushing about my incredible fiancé?

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He's incredibly something, anyway.

[scythegun]

I know you're not fond of him, but do try not to be too much of a pain!

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Did you really expect much else from me? It's 1:30 in the morning.

[scythegun]

I'm not going to get a "congratulations" until you've had time to stop being mad at me for waking you up, am I?

[drydrown]

Oh, believe me, were it not for the laws of this land I would shoot you. I'm presenting in the morning.

[scythegun]

Good thing shooting me would be more trouble than it's worth! You know you could sleep in a bit and your routine wouldn't suffer for it. Getting up at four is a bit ridiculous.

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You still can't really conceive of anyone willingly doing that, can you.

[scythegun]

Absolutely not. I still want to believe you kept waking me up so early just to annoy me.

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I let you sleep in.

[scythegun]

How was that letting me sleep in? If I'm in bed before midnight it's a miracle, and you really expected me to be able to get up at five?

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And just how is it my fault that you stay up so late?

[scythegun]

It's your fault for thinking I'd be able to function so early!

[drydrown]

Sleeping in any later than that is such a waste, Jaeger. What do you even do so late at night, anyway? Everything decent is closed and most people aren't awake, there's no point in it.

[scythegun]

It's so much better than being up at five. Nothing's open then either! What do you even do until work starts?

[drydrown]

I like having the morning to myself. It gives me time to prepare for work - and besides, I'm not exactly one of those people that can be fully presentable in five minutes, I don't know if you've noticed.

Plenty of places are open by the time I actually leave. It isn't difficult to time it out, you know.

[scythegun]

It sounds like such a pain. I'm glad I have a job where I can sleep in!

[He usually doesn't, but if he really needs to then he just leaves the shop in his employees' hands until he's ready to go.]

[drydrown]

That's such a waste of the day, though.

[scythegun]

It doesn't count as "day" until the sun is out! Five in the morning is an unholy hour.

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Please. It absolutely counts.

[scythegun]

It absolutely does not. No sane person wants to be up at five in the morning!

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Oh, come now. As I said, I let you sleep in.

[scythegun]

I don't think anyone else would call that "sleeping in".

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That's hardly my fault.