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ADA Alexander Cumore. If you've something to say, I'll certainly hear it - do leave a message for me, won't you? ♡

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[scythegun]

Fine, fine! Don't forget or fall asleep on me!

[drydrown]

[To his credit, he strongly considers going back to sleep but ultimately does not.]

All right.

First things first, when do you need this done? And don't tell me "within the hour." I'm willing to be flexible with it, but we're not doing this right this second.

Second of all, yes, technically speaking I can marry people. I have no idea why you're asking me, of all people, but it's doable.

Thirdly, since you apparently took offense to the notion that you got someone pregnant, who are you even getting married to?

[scythegun]

Ideally it would be sometime soon. We aren't doing anything fancy, so it shouldn't be too much of a hassle! Don't worry, I'm not going to drag you out of bed right now!

I'll be marrying my boyfriend, of course. I thought that was obvious? Why would you think I'd be marrying anyone else?

[drydrown]

...Well, I could give you the delicate answer, or I could give you the not-delicate answer. I don't think you'll like either.

[scythegun]

Let's just spare my feelings and go with neither.

[drydrown]

Well, there's also the part where neither of you seem the marrying sort.

[scythegun]

I suppose I had never really given it much thought before, but things certainly have changed! There isn't anything I want more.

[drydrown]

Please spare me.

[scythegun]

Absolutely not! How am I supposed to resist gushing about my incredible fiancé?

[drydrown]

He's incredibly something, anyway.

[scythegun]

I know you're not fond of him, but do try not to be too much of a pain!

[drydrown]

Did you really expect much else from me? It's 1:30 in the morning.

[scythegun]

I'm not going to get a "congratulations" until you've had time to stop being mad at me for waking you up, am I?

[drydrown]

Oh, believe me, were it not for the laws of this land I would shoot you. I'm presenting in the morning.

[scythegun]

Good thing shooting me would be more trouble than it's worth! You know you could sleep in a bit and your routine wouldn't suffer for it. Getting up at four is a bit ridiculous.

[drydrown]

You still can't really conceive of anyone willingly doing that, can you.

[scythegun]

Absolutely not. I still want to believe you kept waking me up so early just to annoy me.

[drydrown]

I let you sleep in.

[scythegun]

How was that letting me sleep in? If I'm in bed before midnight it's a miracle, and you really expected me to be able to get up at five?

[drydrown]

And just how is it my fault that you stay up so late?

[scythegun]

It's your fault for thinking I'd be able to function so early!

[drydrown]

Sleeping in any later than that is such a waste, Jaeger. What do you even do so late at night, anyway? Everything decent is closed and most people aren't awake, there's no point in it.

[scythegun]

It's so much better than being up at five. Nothing's open then either! What do you even do until work starts?

[drydrown]

I like having the morning to myself. It gives me time to prepare for work - and besides, I'm not exactly one of those people that can be fully presentable in five minutes, I don't know if you've noticed.

Plenty of places are open by the time I actually leave. It isn't difficult to time it out, you know.

[scythegun]

It sounds like such a pain. I'm glad I have a job where I can sleep in!

[He usually doesn't, but if he really needs to then he just leaves the shop in his employees' hands until he's ready to go.]